10 year from now, when ambient weather conditions cause dielectric breakdown, people will start dying in their new Toyotas because the cars randomly decide to steer them off the road at 80mph because of a computational error.

With the iDouche, there’s never been an easier, more-convenient way for you to flush those iPussies out of your life for good.

I pulled the keys off my keyboard and was washing them, when my dog secretly grabbed the V key and chewed it up. So I asked Dell for a new V key.