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How to Remove Car Smells and Cure Odor

by Goldstein March 8, 2010 Random

Simple solution to permanently remove nasty car odor. Find out how the the Holy Grail of in car freshness was discovered.

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PS3 Error 8001050F, The Mark of The Beast

by Goldstein March 1, 2010 Technology

When I want to play video games, jerk off to internet porn, or drive to the liquor store, I need to know that the vessel I’ve purchased to accomplish these tasks were built by people that can tell time!

Apple iPussy

Apple iPad to Ship with iDouche?

by Dexster January 27, 2010 Technology

With the iDouche, there’s never been an easier, more-convenient way for you to flush those iPussies out of your life for good.

Skepticat

Skepticat Joins PsychoGraphic Media

by Dexster October 27, 2009 Internet

We are proud to introduce you to Skepticat, our newest employee here at PsychoGraphic Media. We think Skepticat will be a terrific asset to this company.

The Effects of Jimson Weed

The Effects of Jimson Weed Part 1

by Mr.E October 2, 2009 Drugs

Experience the effects of Jimson Weed without chopping your wiener off.

Fuck Judge Thomas Meyer of McHenry County, Illinois

Fuck Judge Thomas Meyer of McHenry County, Illinois

by Dexster September 24, 2009 Politics

A guy in Illinois was charged with a DUI for riding a TOY motorcycle while drunk, so I rant about how ridiculous this country’s court system has become.

Recruiting Friends on MySpace for Mafia Wars

Recruiting Friends for Mafia Wars on MySpace

by Dexster September 21, 2009 Internet

For anyone who’s looking to recruit some new MySpace friends for Mafia Wars, we would be honored to join your family!

VMA Parody of Taylor Swift and Kanye West

VMA 2009 Parody : Kanye West & Taylor Swift Dub/Remix

by Dexster September 16, 2009 Music

few people have seen this rare, uncut footage of what REALLY happened when Taylor Swift won the award for Best Female Video.

6 Degrees of Vagina

6 Degrees of Vagina

by Mr.E September 8, 2009 Sex

A description of six types, or degrees, of vagina. It’s not porn; it’s educational.

11 Things Everyone Should Hate

11 Things Everyone Should Hate

by Mr.E September 4, 2009 Random

A list of things everyone should hate, including, but not limited to, Escalade drivers.

My Dog Ate My V Key

My Dog Ate My V Key

by Dexster September 3, 2009 Technology

I pulled the keys off my keyboard and was washing them, when my dog secretly grabbed the V key and chewed it up. So I asked Dell for a new V key.

Resident Evil 5 Parody Episode 01

Resident Evil 5 Parody #01 Welcome to Africa

by Goldstein September 1, 2009 Video Games

Chris Redfield grabs a Hummer and ferries it across the African desert to a town of savages who have substandard public health policies and building codes.

Mealworm Bioterrorism

How To Raise Mealworms: Maintenance & Prevention

by Goldstein August 29, 2009 I Hate My Job

DO’S and DON’TS of raising Mealworms and King Worms. You will find this article incredibly informative and racially insensitive.

Speed Pipe Bulb

Meth is One Crazy Drug

by Mr.E August 28, 2009 Drugs

Three words: crazy drug sex. Meth really does its job. I present my story. Instead of the same old “Drugs are Bad!” demo, this story includes all the elements of story-telling, with a twist. Enjoy.

Fuck Ninjas

Fuck Ninjas

by Dexster August 27, 2009 Internet

I’d like to show everyone that ninja references are neither cool nor funny, unless by funny you mean queer.

Mormon Myths

5 Mormon Myths: Revealed

by Goldstein August 26, 2009 Religion

Common Mormon Myths Busted by an Award Winning X-Mormon, currently Jewish Sociologist and Researcher.