My official position: Administrative Assistant, or Office Bitch? All day long I shuffle papers, I scan papers, I adjust the speed of the box fan so it doesn’t blow around all the papers I’m shuffling and scanning, and in between all the shuffling, scanning, and adjusting, I often look out the window. Three stories up, is it enough? Oh God, please let it be enough. But, I’m stuck. You know, the real reason the third-story windows at my office building won’t open is because all us little paper minions might get the idea to jump. And then what? More jobs become available. Hoorah! Fuck that, I’m not doing anyone any favors.
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try drinkin?
Dude, I was drunk when I wrote that post.
When the title of this post is displayed at the top of the Firefox window, it automatically gets – Mozilla Firefox appended to it, thus creating the equation: Work = Suicide – Mozilla Firefox. If we solve for Mozilla Firefox, we get Mozilla Firefox = Suicide – Work. So the moral of this comment is…
If you’re looking for an easy, effortless way to kill yourself… start with Mozilla Firefox… and then Google that shit.
Dexter I like your style but sometimes people do feel like killing themselves and do google that shit and then actually carry through with it, often they are young and then the internet is blamed by society for causing the situation.
Case in point Bridgend Wales December 29, 2008
Nufsed