Recruiting Friends for Mafia Wars on MySpace

If you are looking to add REAL players to your MySpace Mafia, then you’ve come to the right place. Every employee at PsychoGraphic Media has their own profile on MySpace, and it is a company-wide policy that we play Mafia Wars as often as possible. Unfortunately, none of us have any real friends, so we’re always getting the shit kicked out of us by these fuckin’ cheaters who all have the maximum 501 mafia members.

I couldn’t understand how the hell everybody has 501 friends at all, let alone 501 friends that actually play Mafia Wars, so I looked into it and discovered that there are entire websites dedicated to connecting people for the sole purpose of building up their Mafia Wars families. If that’s not pathetic enough, there’s also software programs that you can buy, where you enter in your email address and MySpace password… and the program automatically finds friends for you? Come on, people… at what point do you admit you’re a pathetic loser piece of shit?

So here’s the deal… for anyone who’s looking to recruit some new Mafia Wars players, we would be honored to join your family. And recruiting us will bring you many benefits that these other sites/programs don’t offer. For example:

• We are all Level 100 or higher, so recruiting all 6 of us and promoting us to your Top Mafia will unlock the achievements “Getting the Crew Together” and “Crime C.E.O.” (You can demote us afterwards if you want.)
• We all chose different character types, so you can choose from 2 Moguls, 2 Fearless, and 2 Maniacs. Each character type provides unique advantages when promoted to your Top Mafia positions.
• We only go on MySpace to play Mafia Wars, so you don’t have to worry about being friends with annoying people you don’t know.
• We consistently call for backup on high-paying jobs. This will help you earn the Mercenary achievement, as well as provide you with up to 148 free Experience points per day.
• Our profile pictures are kickass drawings from GTA Vice City and GTA IV, so you don’t have to worry about seeing someone’s ugly real face pop up during game play.
• We don’t need any information from you, and we certainly won’t ask you for your email address or MySpace password! All we need from you is a friend request (send a request to each PsychoGraphic Media profile you want to recruit into your Mafia family.)

If you would like to add us to your Mafia Wars family, please visit the MySpace profiles listed below and send a friend request to each of us. After we receive your friend request, we will approve it and send you an invitation to add us to your Mafia. We usually check our profiles once a day, so your request will often be accepted within 24 hours.

Recruit These MySpace Friends for Mafia Wars:

Click each of the profile images below and send them a friend request!