Wearing socks with sandals
If it’s hot outside, lose the socks. If it’s cold, put on some shoes (not Uggs!). If you’re worried about your toenails, clip/clean them.
Weak bar drinks
I just paid $15 for a Jack n’ Coke and what do I get? A glassful of ice. Yeah, no. Now I’m going to start a fire in the bathroom.
Chewing with your mouth open
Enjoying that, are you? Tasty, is it? Mmmmm… yeah. Smack! Well, now you aren’t enjoying anything but your own bloody teeth.
Speaking the acronym OMG outside of social networking sites
It’s meant to be funny, I guess. But it isn’t. Keep your acronyms to yourself.
Anything to do with vampires (and soon enough, werewolves)
Twilight? What the fuck?!? That had to have been one of the gayest movies/books of all time. But wait, there’s more. There’s Vampire Diaries on The CW, True Blood on HBO, and Blood Ties (Canadian television). Come the fuck on now, enough with the vampires. My brain has lost enough blood already.
World of Warcraft
WOW! I can’t believe how sucked-in people get. I have a friend that plays nonstop, him and his girlfriend. They won’t even speak to each other when playing, unless through WOW chat. The best part? They’ll be in the same room together.
Not picking up after pets
Three times last week I stepped in dog shit. Three times and on three different pairs of shoes to boot. I had to clean it off with an old toothbrush, and the shit kept flicking from the brush to my face, just fucking disgusting.
Talking during movies
Just shut it already. If you’re one of them, keep it to the privacy of your own home. If you’re in a movie theater, shut your fucking mouth, especially if you don’t speak English.
Anyone driving an Escalade
Yeah you. Go fuck yourself!
“It’s this economy!”
Currently, our favorite excuse. Businesses are shutting down everywhere! Blame it on the economy. I can’t even get a job working street corners! Blame it on the economy. I’ve lost half my clients, and I’m a drug dealer! Blame it on the economy. All the babes are gone from the bars I frequent! Blame it on the economy. Except, you know what? It’s not the economy’s fault that you’re a fucking failure.
People that don’t stop complaining
Probably my biggest pet peeve. If you have that much to bitch about, and you’re obsessing over it to the point that you’ve made a list of things everyone should hate, well, you’re fucking pathetic, and someone should put you out of your misery. The End.
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so you hate people that don’t stop complaining but yet you have a whole bloody website that only complains…
Stand up and give the man a hand! Very astute observation, my friend. Now tell him what he wins, E. You ready for this… it’s a piggyback ride.
haahh ur so right!
I love this! (Sans some of the vulgarity, though – one of my pet peeves).
And to “Me” above: I believe it’s called irony.
Well done!