How to Remove Car Smells?
Mrs. Goldstein was recently faced with one hell of a mess while driving home from the local laundry mat. What started as a disaster quickly became a precious cure for car odor; leaving behind the subtle aroma of that clean laundry smell, many of us have come to love.
While fulfilling her womanly duties, Mrs. Goldstein placed the laundry detergent on the floor board of our car, behind the driver seat, before driving home from the laundry mat. When she arrived, she realized this had tipped over and spilled all over the floor mat. After having a conniption fit and cursing out our neighbors, she decided to remedy the problem by spraying the mat down with water. She then let the mat sundry for a few hours. About a cup spilled out; no big deal, but enough to put the smack down, if you know what I mean…
The Goldstein Mobile
It’s been weeks and the car is left with the fragrance of clean laundry. Everyone who enters our Station Wagon comments on how wonderful our car smells.
What is the simple solution to end car odor?
Tide plus Febreze Freshness Liquid Laundry Detergent: The Holy Grail of in car freshness
I propose a small amount of Tide plus Febreze spread throughout the floor mats of your car. Do not overdo it and make sure to clean the excess. Also, I’m not sure what the implications of inhaling this stuff are, but I’m sure we’re all exposed to much worse on a daily basis.
Why is this discovery so amazing?
Let us visit my driving behavior, and the causes of permastench:
- I’m an avid, in car, cigarette smoker
- I urinate in bottles during traffic jams. Over spray happens.
- Del Taco, Taco Bell, and Burger King, eaten consistently in car, sometime left to rot.
- Farting as a result.
- I’m too cheap to get my car washed, ever.
- Last and certainly the biggest culprit; kids. Yes I have many of them, including an 11 month old.
(No I don’t smoke with my kids in the car)
I hope this blog finds you well and please let me know how this solution works out for you in the comment section.
