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Hi! I’m Eggplant Vagina. I might be Asian, or I could just be losing oxygen.
2 – You got ur Beef Curtains Vagina
Hey, I’m Beef Curtains Vagina, aka Sloppy Vagina. I’m a lot of fun to pull on, but please, don’t obsess.
3 – You got ur Elephant Vagina
Greetings, I’m Elephant Vagina. I’m a little shy at first, but once I get to know you, I’ll lovingly spray you down.
4 – You got ur Mysterious Void Vagina
Hi! I’m Mysterious Void Vagina. My hobbies include whistling and a good fist-fight.
5 – You got ur Vaginal Rejuvenation Vagina
What’s up, I’m Vaginal Rejuvenation Vagina. I’m designer quality. I might be a porn star, or a man, originally. Now I’m back from my surgery and ready for a test-drive.
6 – You got ur Toxic Waste Vagina
Yo, I’m Toxic Waste Vagina. No need giving me a hand, cause I already got the Clap. Common symptoms include lower abdominal pain, painful urination, and vaginal discharge. I’m always around and ready to share. See also Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis, and HIV.
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I think this is the finest post PsychoGraphic Media has published to date. It’s a shame Google doesn’t have any ads related to this post (which is why it’s showing public service announcements). Doesn’t anyone want to advertise for plastic surgery? Where are all the cosmetic surgeons at? This is prime real estate! I mean… just imagine how many women are going to read this article and realize that they don’t have to live with those big sloppy labia anymore. Or how many men will read this and realize that all they’ve ever wanted out of life is a vagina?
This article is going to be the turning point for so many men and women, and the first thing they’re going to do is start looking for a doctor who specializes in labiaplasty, vaginoplasty, and transsexual sex reassignment surgery. But what do they see instead? Ads for helping the poor. Way to drop the ball, Google.
(Get it? “Drop the ball,” as in male to female sex reassignment? The patient loses his balls? No? Okay, sorry.)
Toxic Waste Vagina is pulling my heart strings, and this vaginoplasty talk is starting to salt my matzo balls.
Again, this website is like an insult to morals everywhere. I would love nothing more than for this site to be shut down. As a defense before anyone asks questions, I’m only looking at this filth so I can post threats in hope of cleaning the Internet.
Toodles!
I don’t think those businesses that are featured on this site will be very please at how their marketing dollars have been spent.