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Drive a Toyota Off a Cliff While the Government Watches You Jerk Off

Drive a Toyota Off a Cliff While the Government Watches You Jerk Off

by Skepticat December 16, 2010 Technology

10 year from now, when ambient weather conditions cause dielectric breakdown, people will start dying in their new Toyotas because the cars randomly decide to steer them off the road at 80mph because of a computational error.

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PS3 Error 8001050F, The Mark of The Beast

by Goldstein March 1, 2010 Technology

When I want to play video games, jerk off to internet porn, or drive to the liquor store, I need to know that the vessel I’ve purchased to accomplish these tasks were built by people that can tell time!

Apple iPussy

Apple iPad to Ship with iDouche?

by Dexster January 27, 2010 Technology

With the iDouche, there’s never been an easier, more-convenient way for you to flush those iPussies out of your life for good.

My Dog Ate My V Key

My Dog Ate My V Key

by Dexster September 3, 2009 Technology

I pulled the keys off my keyboard and was washing them, when my dog secretly grabbed the V key and chewed it up. So I asked Dell for a new V key.