PS3 Armaggeddon
You are probably aware by now that there is a worldwide epidemic that’s bigger news than Chile and Haiti combined. Millions of Playstation 3 consoles suddenly stopped working due to Error 8001050F, reminiscent of Y2K, which Sony says, “is being caused by a bug in the clock functionality incorporated in the system.” Sony states that this Playstation Network (PSN) issue affects older PS3 models, and, according to Sony’s Twitter page, ‘Readers/followers are confirming that “slim” units (120/250 GB models) are connecting normally.’
Issues related to Error 8001050f
1. Internal clock set back to Jan 1st, 2000.
2. Cannot sign into Playstation Network
3. Playing physical PS3 games will not work
4. Failure to install Trophy data, which translates: ‘you may or may not be screwed’
5. Users have reported DVDs and Blu-rays not working
6. Mass Suicide and Sony Death Threats
Sony states that affected consoles should be turned off until this issue is resolved, or face the possibility of corrupting files, losing saves, trophies, etc.
PS3 NAZI CONNECTION
A bug in the internal clock caused all of this mayhem, ha? And, you’ll get back to us when more information is available, will you? How ’bout fuck yourself! When I want to play video games, jerk off to internet porn, or drive to the liquor store, I need to know that the vessel I’ve purchased to accomplish these tasks were built by people who know how to tell time!
You’re probably now thinking, why the hysteria? Or, get a life, do something better with your time.
If you don’t see the ominous implications here let me spell this out for you; millions (not exaggerated) of ‘advanced’ computer systems have failed at once. What happens when you get into your car and the computer system fails because of a ‘Clocking’ issue? I bet this would hit home, then… just imagine your pathetic ass actually walking, you probably can’t, can you? How about people telling you that this is a good thing, because walking is healthy and you’ll shed weight off your fat ass. Still not hitting home? Go fuck yourself.
I’m not buying this story! I personally think Sony is putting the hammer down; telling us what we can and cannot do. Most people think this is a mistake, I think it’s a power play.
Life with Playstation? This is what you market down our throats, and then cut us off like a crack dealer.
Sony, remedy this issue or be ready to wake up to Error Code Name: Operation Hiroshima 2.0
Get It? Don’t worry, you will.
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I’ve heard speculation that error code 8001050F was also responsible for 9/11. Whether or not that’s true, I believe Sony’s PS3 error is essentially an act of terrorism, and I hope the U.S. sends troops over there to squash this uprising ASAP. The only thing scarier than weapons of mass destruction…is weapons of mass destruction with unpredictable programming errors.
I think that the deliberate mistake , sony fact monument and fraud!.